{"id":7801,"date":"2012-04-18T12:32:48","date_gmt":"2012-04-18T18:32:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flovalleynews.com\/?p=7801"},"modified":"2020-01-15T22:05:31","modified_gmt":"2020-01-15T22:05:31","slug":"new-3-stooges-has-same-low-brow-charm-and-life-of-the-original-trio","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flovalleynews.com\/?p=7801","title":{"rendered":"New 3 Stooges Has Same Low-Brow Charm and Life of the Original Trio"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p><strong>By Maggie Scott<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flovalleynews.com\/new-3-stooges-has-same-low-brow-charm-and-life-of-the-original-trio\/three-stooges-movie-pg-11\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-7802\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-7802\" title=\"Three-Stooges-Movie-pg 11\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.flovalleynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Three-Stooges-Movie-pg-11-470x353.jpg?resize=470%2C353\" alt=\"\" width=\"470\" height=\"353\" \/><\/a>When\u00a0 I asked my brother-in-law\u2014a devoted fan of Moe, Curly and Larry&#8212;if he was going to see the new Bobby and Peter Farrelly film, <em>The Three Stooges<\/em>, he said, \u201cWhy? They aren\u2019t in it.\u201d\u00a0 With all due respect to my sister\u2019s fantastic husband: He\u2019s a numbskull.<\/p>\n<p>Chris Diamantopoulos (Moe), Will Sasso (Curly) and Sean Hayes (Larry), as well as the fantastic kids who play the Stooges as kids, couldn\u2019t be closer to the spitting-in-your-eye image of the Stooges than if they\u2019d been their clones.<\/p>\n<p>From head to toe, they\u2019ve got every zany gesture and facial expression; every whiny, mean voice; every clobber; every slap; every eye-poke and every nose and ear pull down to perfection.\u00a0 And, while the story is not \u201cWar and Peace,\u201d the script by the Farrellys and Mike Cerrone has a tight, well-constructed feel of a classic Stooges \u201cshort;\u201d where the action dictates the slapstick, not the other way around.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s not mindless idiocy, but Stooges idiocy; and there\u2019s a big difference. The Stooges and their antics tap into everyone\u2019s primal experiences surviving childhood dealing with limited powers of mind and body against what could be a cruel and capricious world.\u00a0 A world that often included annoying siblings for whom, when push-came-to-shove\u2014literally\u2014we felt an ironclad loyalty.<\/p>\n<p>We also recognize an ultimate innocence about the Stooges and their never-give-up attitude, no matter how many self-inflicted or Moe-inflicted hard knocks they suffer.\u00a0 In contrast to what looks (to parents and pacifists) like cruelty on the part of Moe, the writers provide a few characters in the film who are truly mean; and make sure they suffer the most extreme (and hilarious) indignities as a consequence.<\/p>\n<p>There are other ways in which the Farrellys have succeeded spectacularly in triggering our Pavlovian response of belly laughs to what is transpiring on screen.\u00a0 They\u2019ve crammed the action with plenty of classic Stooges insults (verbal and physical), puns and word-manglings.\u00a0 Curly: \u201cI\u2019m a victim of soycumstance!\u201d\u00a0\u00a0 Moe: \u201cChowderhead!\u00a0\u00a0 Buy a toupee with some brains in it!\u201d\u00a0 Larry: \u201cI\u2019ll save him.\u00a0 I know the Heineken maneuver!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Last, but not least, there are the classic Stooges predicaments; one of which\u2014Moe and Curly dueling (dressed as female nurses) with whizzing newborn babies\u2014is guaranteed to make you wet your drawers with laughter.\u00a0 Then there\u2019s the dolphin with a peanut in its blow hole that Larry nearly squeezes to death; a rat in a lady\u2019s cleavage; a well-timed toot in a submerged car\u2019s air pocket; a lion getting slapped silly (and mad); a piled-on and pummeled Monsignor (Brian Doyle-Murray) mistaken by the Stooges for a mugger; a stick of dynamite courtesy of the Stooges in a patient\u2019s full-body cast.<\/p>\n<p>From the Stooges\u2019 \u201cahwhoowhooowhoowhooowhooowhoo\u201d to Curly\u2019s sideways twirl on the ground, the Farrellys have missed nothing to bring the Stooges back to glorious low-brow life.\u00a0 What\u2019s the story you ask?\u00a0 Abandoned at an orphanage as a holy terror \u201choly trinity\u201d to the beleaguered and battered nuns who care for them for 35 years, Moe, Curly and Larry try to raise $830,000 in 30 days to save the orphanage from sale and the kids from foster homes.<\/p>\n<p>Their quest leads to a murder-for-hire scheme hatched by Lydia (Sofia Vergara) and her lover, Mac (Craig Bierko) and a part (Dyna-Moe) for Moe on a reality TV show.\u00a0 Larry David as Sister Mary Mengele and Jane Lynch as the Mother Superior are side-splitting Stooges side-kicks and the Farrellys poke fun, literally, at the cast of \u201cThe Jersey Shore.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t be a nitwit chump.\u00a0 If you have to hitch a ride on a car bumper to get there (a classic Stooges form of transportation), get your \u201cearthworm\u201d body to the theatre for a sure-fire nyuk nyuk time!\u00a0 A Twentieth Century Fox release rated PG for sledgehammer blows to the head, nose-hair pulling and other all-in-good-fun violence.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Maggie Scott When\u00a0 I asked my brother-in-law\u2014a devoted fan of Moe, Curly and Larry&#8212;if he was going to see the new Bobby and Peter Farrelly film, The Three Stooges, he said, \u201cWhy? 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